Interviewer: May I ask what's written on your hand?
Andrew: It says I'm looking for love
Interviewer: I'm sorry, I'm a bit stunned now
Andrew: You're stoned?
Interviewer: STUNNED
Andrew: Oh...

"I won’t ever classify myself as a hater. Haters are people that publicly state hateful statements, and I keep them to myself. You can’t call me a hater, it’s offensive."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"I think people should listen to it loud and through headphones. But not both of those at the same time because you’ll damage your ears."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"I don’t want to end up a hooker."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"We talked about blood, we talked about hemorrhaging and people dying, we’ve seen weird dances, we’ve had humbling moments, moments of rock star whatever, and now we’re gunna go eat some haggis off camera, get some strong bow, put on some neon skirts and some wellies, and do ecstasy."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"I mean if you wanna eventually live in castles like we do, it’s hard to pass up an opportunity where you can make up castle money."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"It’s a Peter Pan type thing that we’re going for, where we don’t have to really grow up."

Andrew VanWyngarden

"For a while me and Beno wanted to see if we could get immensely popular and then completely destroy our popularity and go back to college student level, but I don’t think that’s possible. Once we got all the money, we’d go get blow jobs and ride up to concerts on horses. [both laugh] And we wouldn’t want to leave that life behind. And once we finished, you know, building the zoo in Russia. And put in a lot of animals…in cages…that’s just fucking wrong. [laughs]"

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"We just got pubic hair and we’re really excited, but we only have like 3 or 4."

Andrew VanWyngarden